There’s a conspiracy afoot.
It starts with a little mystery.
What’s missing in this picture?
Skiers and Riders should know the answer. The pic was taken at the bottom of Meadows. (I wonder how they came up with the name?)
Snowsports geeks might be answering “SNOW!” But no. That’s not the point that I’m driving at today…come on it’s still July.
What’s missing is the Meadows 4-person chair and towers.
What?
How could they?
That was my favorite chair! (It really was my favorite chair.)
Sorry folks.
It’s gone.
Kaput.
Bye bye.
Here’s a pic of one of the uprooted and diced up towers to drive the message home.
I think the people in charge of Solace Spa are to blame. Any investigator worth his salt will tell you that the key to figuring something out is to follow the money. Apparently, it really is all about the Benjamins.
Here’s how I see the Spa’s diabolical plan working.
1. Remove old chairlifts.
2. Replace slow chairlifts with NEW FASTER DOPPLMAYR CHAIRS like the one going in at Meadows in the coming weeks.
3. Watch as skiers and riders spend more time riding downhill and less time resting while getting back up hill.
4. Quietly chuckle as they tire in half the time
5. Sell sports massages and foot treatments to the expressly-exhausted masses.
6. Count the money.
If it’s not the spa people, it’s the restaurateurs. Do you think an extra 15-20 runs over the course of a ski day would get you to eat a little more?
Clearly, somebody wants to get you past the mainstay activities so you can enjoy all the other things there are to do here.
Come to think of it, this vast conspiracy may have infiltrated golf too. How else do you explain the fastest round of golf world record just set at Boyne Mountain’s Monument golf course?
It definitely is not about providing even more value to skiers and riders further solidifiing your resort's position as the gold standard.
Nah. That would be too simple an explanation.
I'll keep digging around and will let you know what I find out.
-JJ
