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We, Wii and Weeee!

by jjohns 9. January 2009 07:52
Holidays are past. Amen. Time for things to really celebrate- like days spent carving impeccable carpets of white and shared fun without the imposition and pretense of social obligations.

Call me anti-social, but I’ll take my goodwill toward men in two minute morsels on the lift ride headed for more.

But before I step into my bindings and do just that, I have a little rant that I need to scrape off of my boots:

One of the things that really exploded this holiday season was the Nintendo Wii.  This is the video game console that is supposed to provide a more “real” and rewarding experience than sitting on a couch manically gyrating your thumbs. As far video games go, it’s pretty cool.  Shawn White’s Snowboarding game is pretty neat when coupled with a balance board and there is a skiing game that is fun too. What kills me is when I hear “It’s almost real.”

Sorry folks.  Nope. Neat? Yes, but they still don’t come close to the real thing. Not by a long shot. And don’t be confused- This isn’t a comparison of Diet Coke to the Original.

But it’s not just Wiis that are killing me.  It’s the entire trend.
As the digital world continues to grow in sophistication it becomes really tempting to replace our real experiences with these new, convenient digital ones.
I get it. In real life time is tight, weather changes and people are complex.

Facebook lets us feel social- without any real personal interaction.  Wii’s give us an illusion of active living without ever leaving a living room. Texting gives us conversation without conversing.
But none of these deliver the real benefits of real life.

You can make more friends riding chairlifts than you ever will online. And better still, these friendships will be based on shared experiences.

So come out and join me in my revolution.
Trade Facebook for Face Time.
Wii for WEEEEEEE!
LOL for lauging out loud.
And, for a breath of fresh air…Real Fresh Air.

It’s all waiting for you right here and it's even better than real life.

-JJ

Helga's House

by jjohns 22. December 2008 08:39

If you were ever at Boyne Mountain during the winter season, you probably saw Helga Altenberger here or there.  
Even if you didn’t, you did.
And while we’re at it, even if you weren’t here in winter you’ve seen her too - in one way or another.

I know it.

As director of the Snowsports School and an instructor at BOYNE, the cheerful Austrian with the blonde mane seemed to be everywhere.  She focused on the children’s programs and is largely responsible for growing it into one of BOYNE’s proudest traditions and biggest assets. 

Helga was such an esteemed member of the BOYNE team that she held the honor of leading us in a traditional snow dance during our annual season kick-off celebration. This is no small thing in an organization dominated by a "snow farmer" ethos.

We all love teachers.  They introduce worlds of wonder to generations of children.  Helga did that.  She did that with a graciousness and warmth that was all her own.  
It takes a special person to convince a child to ignore their survival instincts and relax in a world gone suddenly slippery.  Helga did that. She did that as well as she eased parent’s paternal instincts to keep their children warm and close.

It takes real empathy (not to mention legs of steel) to hunch down and have conversations with little people who are feeling irrational. Helga did that- all day long. It takes iron resolve to keep an organization laser focused on creating magical moments day-in and day-out.  She did that day after day, season after season. She did it with a generous, easy friendliness.

I was one of many fortunate enough to consider Helga a friend.  I made the mistake of telling her that I had taken two years of German language classes in college.  The teacher in her couldn’t control itself and all email that followed was “auf Deutsch”.  It was a hassle and the lazy part of me didn’t want to bother with translation, but just like all the children who had been blessed by her tutelage, I went along with her despite my objections. “Das ist su viel arbeit!  Aber ich will schreibe auf Deutsche fur Sie…”

I wish that were all of the story, but unfortunately the best part ends there.
A couple summers ago we lost Helga.  While vacationing back home in Austria, she took a break from a bike ride to pick some mountain berries and died of a brain aneurism.  Her loss was as sudden and unexpected as it was tragic. It left an irreparable void. The healthy, vibrant woman who had seemingly been everywhere is now gone.

This isn't her, but I still see Helga.But strangely, even with her gone, I still see her all over the place. 

Whenever my kids click into skis and duck waddle along without poles, I see her.
Whenever parents drop kids at the ski school and try to covertly sneak a peak at the lesson or return to a breathless, run-on report of the child’s adventure,
When I see heavy November skies requiring a little motivation to drop their payload,
When I see the walkie-talkies of the ski instructors or their super hero-like uniform- 

SHE’S THERE

I see her in this picture- even though it's not her.

If you’ve seen a kid who has learned to ski in the 80’s, 90’s, and 00’s you’ve seen Helga. Easily tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of children who learned to ski have been in some way touched by Helga. The self confidence and esteem these youngsters absorbed in her presence has carried over to the other avenues of their lives. You can see it and when you do, she's there.

But she isn’t there when I walk past the Ski School desk even though I constantly catch myself getting ready to wave hello and say something intelligible “auf Deutsch”.

The way I see it, there isn't a better definition of a person as an institution. When you have established such a presence and personality in a place that you are there...even when you aren't.

The BOYNE ski school has a storied history. A stout foundation has been laid by legendary names including Stein Eriksen and Othmar Schneider, but the house as it stands now has has been largely shaped by Helga and she gave it the warmth of a home.

That is why it is fitting and proper that the new children’s ski school, playcare and lesson rental facility constructed this summer at the base of Boyne Mountain has been named in her memory. I hope you get to enjoy this new place and that your time there is as unforgettable as the woman to whom it stands in tribute. If you pay attention, you just might catch a glimpse of her. I know that there won’t be a day that I walk by and don’t expect to see her smiling face.

-JJ
 

Miller Time

by jjohns 9. December 2008 16:45

The Warren Miller tour wraps up in Michigan at the Royal Oak Music Theater this weekend in Grand Rapids and Royal Oak.  
Grand Rapids
12/12/2008 07:30 PM
12/13/2008 07:30 PM

Royal Oak
12/12/2008 06:30 & 09:30 PM
12/13/2008 06:00 & 09:00 PM

Boyne will have representatives at Royal Oak giving away Lift Tickets to Big Sky, discounts at Boyne Country Sports and 2 for 1 Lift tickets for BOYNE.
More info here.

Typically the flick rolls through just before the snow is falling with any authourity.  In the trailer they say “It’s not winter until Warren Miller comes to town.”
Sorry guys. Not this year. Weather jumped it a little. 

There’s something deliciously painful about watching this just before you can really dive in yourself…kind of like the Masters is for golfers. With conditions this good, how can we sit around and watch somebody else have all the fun? Talk about conflicted.

I guess if you can't be skiing this weekend there really couldn't be a better consolation prize...or greater torture.

Here’s the trailer.  Don’t blame me for the (wretched) music.

-JJ

Manual Weather Map

by jjohns 9. December 2008 12:11
So, you're on the South side singin the blues about the rain down there?

Here’s a little exercise that sums up the weather pattern that is rolling through the “population belt” just to our south and it’s effects on snow conditions at BOYNE:

Step outside and hold your left hand up in the air so that you see everybody's favorite Michigan map. Now hold it out in the elements for a couple minutes.  If anybody looks at you funny, just smile and tilt your hand in the royal wave.

After a couple minutes tell me, where is it coldest?  

Now run in place while still holding your hand up.

After a few minutes, take note: Do the heat and sweat vapors seeping out of the cuffs of your down jacket have any real effect on the tips of your fingers?

You’ll probably notice that your finger tips are still experiencing the full winter blast, even though the base of your hand is beginning to warm up a bit and other parts of your body are feeling positively tropical. In fact, the tips probably have no idea anything is going on to the South.

The same applies here. In fact, it’s snowing…with no real end in sight.

O.k. that’s enough. You can stop running in place. Point yourself north and drop the transmission into drive.

Just don’t forget your gloves. You'll need ‘em.

-JJ

Stupefying!

by jjohns 8. December 2008 08:04
Snow reporters have had a history of being able to see the good in even bad conditions. For years the hyperbole would start flying with the first flurries. With this in mind, you may feel the need to downgrade the reports from BOYNE you’re seeing on your screen.  
Don’t. It would be a big mistake. And the only person losing out would be you.

Conditions right now are STUPID!
Positively stupid.
The kind of stupid that defies disbelief…that causes stupor.
Mouth-breathing. Blank, yet excited eyes. Incoherent rambling.

Don’t take my word for it.

-JJ

An Editor's Nightmare

by jjohns 29. November 2008 10:55

I woke up this morning, clutched my warm coffee cup and took a look at the hill cams.
Things are looking so intoxicatingly good that I'm beginning to think another cup of joe might be in order.
It looks like the snowmaking crews might have a handle on things.
(Editor’s note: If the reader views the webcams they will find the author has employed understatement for dramatic effect.)
I don’t think they will need me rushing out to help this morning.

One of my favorite early Internet sites was the Spam Haiku site. So what could be more gratuitous than a couple Haikus in the snowmakers’ honor?
It's high time we dressed this blog up with a little culture.
(Editor’s note: This is a bad idea)

I don’t know why this seems like the thing to do and I know I’m going to get skewered for this, but the first rule of blogging is to “never blog afraid”.
(Editor’s note: Fear is a survival instinct. You might want to listen to it blog boy.)

Here goes:

For sweat and effort
Alchemists are rewarded
Hard earned beardcicles

While I sleep soundly
Stout souls lay down cold blankets
Dauntless dream weavers

Numb Frozen Fingers
Craft Magic Works of Crystal
No two are alike

Hissing Cannon Fan
Furious Whirling Vortex
Bringing Peace on Earth

Day by day it grows
A wintry playground of snow
Paradise in white

That was fun.
(Editor's note: Don't blame me.  Blame the snowmakers.  It is dangerous to excite a dufus.)

See you out there.

-JJ

Ode To The Snowmaker

by jjohns 24. November 2008 13:30

There are a few heros remaining in my world.  Firefighters, cops, nurses, teachers and the least heralded of all SNOWMAKERS.

If you have ever taken the time to watch what they do you'll see that it is HARD WORK in uncomfortable conditions.
The gig takes some serious inner steel.  They work round-the-clock just when the weather gets in a bad mood.

Just like the offensive line on a football squad, they load everyone on their back and move the piles into the promised land. 

You know you've done something when grandparents rob a page from your job description to describe their difficult childhood trips to school.
"Uphill. In the Snow. Both Ways."

When I count the things I am thankful for this Thursday, snowmakers will be holding a top spot. 
If you take advantage of their hard work anytime soon I bet you'll be singing their praises too.

-JJ 

Wednesday - YES OPEN WEDNESDAY. FREEEEEEEEE!

by jjohns 19. November 2008 07:55

Why put off to Friday what you can do today?  Especially when it is free.

Boyne Highlands is ringing the bell. It's Game on starting today Wednesday November 19. From 12pm to 4:30 and it's on us.
Experience Gratisfaction there's nothing like it. Here are the details

I can't go today, so I'll quietly loathe all of you that do. 

Fact that may only interest me:
Opening day marks exactly one day shy of 7 months from our last day of skiing (April 20). Five months and one day makes for a pretty sizeable ski season.
And you thought all those season passholders were just good looking?  Turns out they are really smart too.

-JJ