Manual Weather Map

by jjohns 9. December 2008 12:11
So, you're on the South side singin the blues about the rain down there?

Here’s a little exercise that sums up the weather pattern that is rolling through the “population belt” just to our south and it’s effects on snow conditions at BOYNE:

Step outside and hold your left hand up in the air so that you see everybody's favorite Michigan map. Now hold it out in the elements for a couple minutes.  If anybody looks at you funny, just smile and tilt your hand in the royal wave.

After a couple minutes tell me, where is it coldest?  

Now run in place while still holding your hand up.

After a few minutes, take note: Do the heat and sweat vapors seeping out of the cuffs of your down jacket have any real effect on the tips of your fingers?

You’ll probably notice that your finger tips are still experiencing the full winter blast, even though the base of your hand is beginning to warm up a bit and other parts of your body are feeling positively tropical. In fact, the tips probably have no idea anything is going on to the South.

The same applies here. In fact, it’s snowing…with no real end in sight.

O.k. that’s enough. You can stop running in place. Point yourself north and drop the transmission into drive.

Just don’t forget your gloves. You'll need ‘em.

-JJ

Plugged!

by jjohns 16. October 2008 07:10

You have to be careful this time of year.  Shots tend to stick and if you aren't careful they'll plug in a way that you can't get them out very easily.

This one dropped into my email box about a Top 100 Course You Can (should) Play:

It made me want to get out and play it one more time, but alas it's too late.  This will haunt me until spring. 

-JJ

High Definition Living

by jjohns 29. September 2008 07:17
If you aren’t living HD yet you’d better get a move on before you miss the show.
For many, that means weekends of bonding with HD TVs. Football season is in high-gear and that means HDTV at its’ best.
But it doesn’t come close to this.

This is High Definition Living brought to you by BOYNE.  It’s full of life-defining moments and the picture is so crisp and clear, it’s like your right there…because YOU ARE.

Now showing: Fireworks in Slow Mo
It’s that time for our annual spectacle of the spectrum.  Step right up ladies and gentlemen. A colossal collision of color awaits.
The world is turning…orange and gold. Erupting in Reds and yellows.
Boom.
Ahhh!

Kapow.
OOOHHH!

Trade in that trusty recliner for the best seat in the house- a chairlift seat.
How about that 360 degrees of vision and an immersive sound system?

Too “Type A” for slow mo?
Try an early morning run or strap on a helmet and blur all the colors together as you tear down the bike paths and trails.
 
Do I even need to mention the golf?
The turf grass is talking. If you listen, it will gush in cool greens. It's all a little greener, especially when set against a raging inferno of color. And remember, this is HD LIVING.  You can reach down and touch it, but please replace your divots.

Unfortunately, you can’t set TiVo to record this for you while you waste time doing other things.
This season is brief and there are no reruns.  You might want to tune in quick.

-JJ

Why it's important to VOTE MICHIGAN!

by BOYNE 8. August 2008 14:56

It's www.michigan.org vs. www.virginia.org!

Michigan led in the finals for the best state tourism website in the country until early yesterday morning.  Now we're behind, but that can easily change.

With all due respect to Virginia, we believe that our state has a better tourism product, (the Great Lakes, more inland lakes, miles of freshwater shoreline, the Mackinaw Bridge, more golf courses, more boats, more ski resorts, more snowmobile trails, more beautiful color tours, two peninsulas, more lighthouses, etc).  

Next year, the award-winning "Pure Michigan" campaign will go nationwide, and will entice more visitors to our state than at any point in our history.  Frankly, we need the jobs those visitors will bring here more than Virginia does. 

To folks in Virginia, this contest is just for bragging rights, but to us it's about registering another first and helping in some significant way to position Michigan's economy for future growth. 

So please, go to http://traveltrendreport.blogspot.com/ and VOTE MICHIGAN!  More importantly, forward this email to at as many friends as you can.

Please join us, VOTE MICHIGAN and spread the word!  But hurry - voting ends tonight, 08/08/08 at 11:59! 

Sincerely,

BOYNE

 PS: Forward this message to your family and friends!